Tom: C C Dont call me sam, cuz im not sam D C Thats right sam! Dont call me sam F C Call me elwood, you could call me elwood Am D G Call me anything, dont call me late for dinner [Verse 2] C And dont call me sam, cuz im not sam D C Thats right sam!, dont call me sam F C Call me pinewood, you could call me pinewood Am D G And if im out on the trail, or the lonesome highway [Verse 3] C And dont call me sam, cuz im not sam D C Thats right sam! Dont call me sam F C Call me greasewood, you could call me greasewood Am D G I live way out in the west, with the people i love the best [Verse 4] C And dont call me sam, cuz im not sam D C Thats right sam, dont call me sam F C Call me plywood, you could call me plywood Am D G Nail me to the wall, feed me alcohol [Verse 5] C But dont call me sam, cuz im not sam D C Thats right sam, dont call me sam F C Call me scrapwood, you could call me scrap wood Am D G Im the part you throw away, but i've come back to stay and play [Verse 6] C But dont call me sam, cuz im not sam D C Thats right sam, dont call me sam F C Call me dogwood, you could call me dogwood Am D G I bark every time i see something that smell good to me C And dont call me sam, N.c. Im startin to get the picture, el wood pinewood greasewood plywood scrapwood dogwood N.c. Goodnight boy, From now on i know just what to callllllll you boyyyyyyyy