Tom: C C* C7* F* F#dim7* She's as funny as a big blue tree, she don't love him and she don't love me, C G C C got a whole lotta living and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am. [Verse 1] C C F F Well, I got a woman and she used to be real sweet C C G G but she's gone crazy from her head down to her feet. C C F F She's as funny as a big blue tree, she don't love him and she don't love me, C G C C you got to a hold on and leave her and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am. [Verse 2] C C F F I'm driving all night long and the sun is coming up at last, C C G G but the juice and the beer are running up kind of fast. C C F F So, I call her up and I go back home but the night feels young when you're on your own. C G C C You got to a hold on and leave her and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am. [Chorus] C C C C I said: hey oh, (hey ho), hey oh, (hey ho). C C G G I said: hey oh, (hey ho), hey oh, (hey ho). C* C7* F* F#dim7* Yes, she's as funny as a big blue tree, she don't love him and she don't love me; C G C C got a whole lotta living and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am. [Interlude] C C C C C C G G C* C7* F* F#dim7* Yes, she's as funny as a big blue tree, she don't love him and she don't love me; C G C C got a whole lotta living and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am. [Verse 3] C C F F So, next Saturday night I'm gonna pay her one last call C C G G 'cos the house is mine and in fact I own it all. C C F F I'm gonna pack upon walk out that door and I ain't coming back no no no more, C G C C you got to a hold on and leave her and I'm gonna leave her, yes I am. [Chorus] C C C C I said: hey oh, (hey ho), hey oh, (hey ho). C C G G I said: hey oh, (hey ho), hey oh, (hey ho). C* C7* F* F#dim7* Yes, she's as funny as a big blue tree, she don't love him and she don't love me; C G C C got a whole lotta living and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am. [Outro] C C C C C C G G C* C7* F* F#dim7* Yes, she's as funny as a big blue tree, she don't love him and she don't love me; C G C C got a whole lotta living and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am, C G C C got a whole lotta living and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am, C G C C C C* got a whole lotta living and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am. C*