Method Man

The Riddler

Method Man


Intro: 

Dead crosswords  puzzling your delf 
(Get yourrrrrrrr headpiece strapped on tight) 
See  that's what I'm talkin bout 
When you take the Johnny Blaze (you're dealing with Johnny Blaze) 
(the Johnny Blaze) 
and you take that game and you plug that here into Bobby Steels 
(ohh yeahhhhh) 
Nowwwww you are playing with power 
(yeahhhhh get that mouthpiece screwed on right dude) 
(You're dealing with the Bobby Steels) with power 
(the Bobby Steels) Now you are playing with power 

Verse One: 

I got your mind twisted 
Unrealistic wavelength draining on your brain-strip inflicted 
Crosswords puzzling your delf 
Questioning your own mental health (yeah) it's like a maze within itself 
(yeah) Check the grimey, slimey, slimey 
Crim-inim-inal indivi-dual I be 
Searching for the Dark Knight 
Lurking in the shadows of the city (the city) he roll with jiggy 
My crime committee, robbing every Gotham piggy bank blinnnnnnnd 
Take a journey through the mind of a Riddler 

Chorus: 

Tax free money not a problem (that's no problem) 
A price to get the ice not a problem (that's no problem) 
A body for a price not a problem (that's no problem) 
Hmm -- The Riddler 

Verse Two: 

Once again it's the mind bender, three-time felony offender 
Demented, brain cemented, mixed in the blender 
I lose ya, mass-confusion, question mark clues in 
What where why whose-in, quiz 
Time to ask yourself who it is 
Sheisty P.L.O. underhanded biz, invading brothers wigs 
(wigs) Can I live 
Corrupt and bringing all the misery and suffering 
Pain, you couldn't cure with a Bufferin 
Rotating, ridiculous, rapid-fire riddle 
Bat get trapped in the middle of The Riddler 

Chorus: 

Murder for the evil not a problem (not a problem) 
To the gen there ain't no sequel not a problem (it's not a problem) 
Big up to all my people not a problem (that's no problem) 
Hah-hah, The Riddler 

Verse Three: 

Observe if you will 
I'm in my hide-out in the back of the hill (yeah) 
I crack a wall then I caught about a mil 
Co-defendant Johnny Blaze and Bobby Steels 
We was blazing hardware (hardware) 
Turn the corner you can hear the wheels squeel *rehrrarrrr* 
On that ass fast was the Batmobile (Batmobile) 
I can tell by the demon on the grill, this was real 
Alley-cat screaming *ahhh*, I hit a trash can 
Garbage everywhere, money flying out the bags and 
trying to escape, code nine with the cape 
Or else he'd be headed upstate, it's The Riddler 

Chorus: 

Talkin suicide, not a problem (that's no problem) 
If you're speaking homicide not a problem (that's no problem) 
You want to talk genocide not a problem (that's no problem) 
It's The Riddler 

Outro: 

Word up, that's no problem 
Stim-ulim-uli, stim-ulim-uli 
Feel good don't it 
And you know it 
Got ta, hotter 
You're playing... with... power