Is it bigger than a bread box? Let's say your plane goes down And no food can be found The question I put to you Is: Dude, just what would you do? Down and down again Round and around again I'll keep asking these twenty questions Down and down again Round and around again 'Til you decide that you want to answer I don't want to dwell too much on it So don't keep trying to change the subject Tell me, if you were pressed Would you dine on human flesh? Tell me, if you were pressed Would you dine on human flesh? Say you had to decide Burned up or buried alive The question I put to you Is: Dude which one would you choose? Down and down again Round and around again I'll keep asking these twenty questions Down and down again Round and around again 'Til you decide that you want to answer So choose now, the choice is yours Take your pick you've got two doors Door number one up in sparks Door two way down deep in the dark Riddle me this Riddle me that Come on now just gimmie the facts (x 8) Pencil down hands on desks That was a practice test The real question I have for you Is: Dude, will you help me move? Down and down again Round and around again I'll keep asking these twenty questions Down and down again Round and around again 'Til you decide that you want to answer Ha, I got you again So now here's the real question Oh well you know, nevermind Don't think I'd like what I'd find Oh well you know, nevermind Don't think I'd like what I'd find