Tom: F F We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee; C7 We don't take our trips on LSD C7 We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street; F We like livin' right, and bein' free. F I'm proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee, C7 A place where even squares can have a ball ---- C7 We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse, F And white lightin's still the biggest thril of all We don't make a party out of lovin'; We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo; We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy, Like the hippies out in San Francisco do. And I'm proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee, A place where even squares can have a ball. We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse, And white lightin's still the biggest thril of all. Leather boots are still in style for mainly footwear; Beads and roman sandals won't be seen. Football's still the roughest thing on campus, And the kids here still respect the college dean.