Tom: D INTRO: G A G There's a tramp sitting on the doorstep A Trying to waste his time G He's eating a mentholated sandwich A He's a walking clothesline G Here comes, here comes the bishop's daughter A On the other side G Well, she looks a trifle jealous A She's been an outcast all of her life G Ah, but me, I've been waiting so patiently A Lying here on the floor G I'm just trying to do my little jigsaw puzzle A Before it rains anymore INTERLUDE: G A G A G Now the outlaw, he looks vicious A With the Luger in his hand G But when he comes to the wife and kiddies A He's a family man G Oh, when it comes to the nitty-gritty A He can really shove his knife G Well, he looks quite religious A He's been an outlaw all of his life G Ah, but me, I've been waiting so patiently A Lying here on the floor G I'm just trying to do my little jigsaw puzzle A Before it rains anymore OUTRO: (## fade to end ##) G A G A Ah ah ah, etc.