Tom: D G C I never expected to last this long F C It caught me completely by surprise F C A7 I put aside enough to let me live just fine D G But I never guessed I'd last past 49 C I thought by now my friends would be toasting my memory F C While the Devil was toasting my souL F C A7 Oh but it's just my luck, I outlived my bucks D G It's the saddest story ever told F G C G Oh, how could I have got this old C F C Hey Mel, you should have bought a piece of the rock...Or a no risk retirement plan F C A7 D G But instead I invested in all night bars, slow dancing ladies, fast moving cars C F C I thought by now I'd be safe resting peaceful in my grave due to all the women and song F C A7 So I'd made no preparations for a drawn out situation D How could you have been so wrong? F G C G I never dreamed I'd last this long C Live fast, die young have a good lookin' corpse F C That's the motto we live so well F C A7 So I played it hard and high but somehow I didn't die D G And I think my corpse is gonna look like hell C And the slight miscalculation on the date of my expiration F C Left me singing this sad, sad song F C A7 So buddy can you spare a quarter, I'm living longer than I oughter D How could you have been so wrong? F G C I never thought i'd last this long A7 A Pour me the metamucl F G C Never thought I'd Last this long