OLD SNATCH: I belong to an organization That meets in the dead of the night Its a sacred congregation That determines whats wrong or right PUSSIES Every night at the stroke of three The pussies Every night at the stroke of three The pussies gather Our freedom here is fleeting We pussies have a meeting Tonight With dignified behavior We flop about our labia With might We unite! Every night at the stroke of three The pussies Every night at the stroke of three The pussies gather With blubbery disposition Cunts of high position Assemble We meet here by the river and We sovereign snatches quiver and Tremble.. With excitement! Our lips are tight, and taut This meetings not for naught Be quiet, we cant be caught Our masters are sleeping, while were creeping To the council HIGH COUNCIL PUSSY: Pussies from the north Pussies from the east Pussies from the west are bringing snacks Theyre bringing snacks! PUSSIES: So dust your cobwebs off Disinfect your yeast Bring a friend for a free bikini wax Every night at the stroke of three The pussies Every night at the stroke of three The pussies gather Every night at the stroke of three The pussies gather every night At the stroke! Of! Three! Pussies are we!