Tom: Am A* 577655 [Intro] N.C. (Oh! my God!) A C Fmaj7/C Em G [Verse 1] A C Fmaj7/C Em G A You know to be able to run a government you need a bloody good brain C Fmaj7/C Em G To be an MP you must be someone well above the common A C Fmaj7/C Em G Learn to do the job as you'll properly you need many many qualities A C Fmaj7/C Em G A* Ordinary mortals can't command I will tell you later what they all are [Chorus] E Bm D A* Stupid fools say it's not hard to do what I do E Bm D A* But let me tell you it's hard you couldn't do what I do E Bm D A* Don't even dream of it you would never succeed E Bm D A People as clever as me are very few and far between [Verse 2] C Fmaj7/C Em G A You know to be in business to run a company you really need to use your head C Fmaj7/C Em G A Show me a man of money and I will show you - a genius C Fmaj7/C Em G To get to grips with the ins and outs, you all think that it's a piece of cake A C Fmaj7/C Em G A* But you know it's taken me many years and I am very remarkable [Chorus] E Bm D A* Stupid fools say it's not hard to do what I do E Bm D A* I'm here to tell you it's hard you couldn't do what I do E Bm D A* Don't even dream of it you would never succeed E Bm D A People as clever as me are very few and far between... [Instrumental] A5 C5 F5 E5 G5 A5 C5 F5 E5 G5 [Verse 3] A C Fmaj7/C Em G A So let me assure you it's no picnic to be in charge of this land C Fmaj7/C Em G A You scruffy people the lower orders - just know your place C Fmaj7/C Em G A* Don't ever you try at governing you might find out how difficult it is [Chorus] E Bm D A* Stupid fools say it's not hard to do what I do E Bm D A* But let me tell you it's hard you couldn't do what I do E Bm D A* Don't even dream of it you would never succeed E Bm D A* People as clever as me are very few and far between E Bm D A* (We are not equal but we are different) E Bm D A* (It's a dangerous view to say we are born equal) E Bm D A* (It don't appeal to any one of the deputies) E Bm D A* (You know that equality is an impossible dream) [Outro] E Bm D A* E Bm D A* E Bm D A* E Bm D A* E Bm D A* E Bm D