Tom: F [Intro] (Chords & Riff for SAX & Guitar) Bb F G C7 E|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------3---3--------------| E|--8--6--6--/-6--5--5-/-5--3--3--/--3--5----------5---3------| [Refrain] C7 Hey, western union man Send a telegram, to my baby Bb Send a telegram, send a telegram Gm C7 Come on man, send it on to my baby [Verse 1] This is what I want you to do. (Spoken ad-lib) C7 Tell her that I'm all alone, I tried to call her on the phone, Tell her I'm in misery , And think she's avoiding me. F And if the telegram won't do, Dm Send a box of candy too, C7 And maybe some flowers, Tell her that I missed her for hours and hours. Bb Send a telegram, send a telegram Gm C7 Come on man, send it on to my baby Ah, this is what I want you to do. [Chorus] Cmaj7 Western union man, send a telegram, F Cmaj7 Send a telegram to my ba—by. Western union man, send a telegram, Bb Send a telegram, send a telegram, Gm C Come on send it… send it on to my baby, [Verse 2] This is what I want you to do (Spoken ad-lib) C7 Have you got a boy you can send, F This is what I want him to do, C7 Put him on his bike right away If he can get my message through F Dm Maybe tomorrow, maybe right away , C7 I want the girl to know that I miss her, F Something like yesterday. Bb Send a telegram, send a telegram, Gm C7 Come on man, send it on to my baby Oh make it alright [Chorus] Cmaj7 Western union man, send a telegram, F Cmaj7 Send a telegram to my ba—by. Western union man, send a telegram, Bb Send a telegram, send a telegram, Gm C Come on man… send it on to my baby, [Instrumental] Bb F G C7 E|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------3---3--------------| x2 E|--8--6--6--/-6--5--5-/-5--3--3--/--3--5----------5---3------| [Chorus] Cmaj7 Western union man, send a telegram, F Cmaj7 Send a telegram to my ba—by. Western union man, send a telegram, Bb Send a telegram, send a telegram, Gm C Come on man… send it on to my baby,