Tom: Em [Intro] G Em E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------3--------1---0--------------------------3-----------1-----0---------| G|--------------------------0-----2---------------------------------0-----2---------------------| D|----0-----0-----0-----0------0-------0------2-----2-----2-----2------2-----------2------------| x2 A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-3-----3-----3-----3------3-------3------0-----0-----0-----0------0--------2------------------| [Verse 1] G G/F# Em Well you can call me Joe Em Em/F# G It's the lonesome sound of shame G G/F# Em Tattooed long ago Em Em/F# G All the letters of my name G G/F# Em And I have done my time Em Em/F# G You know I worked the oil rigs G G/F# Em And all these scars of mine Em Em/F# G Ain't no way to keep 'em hid [Chorus] C/G D7/F# C G Well if cocaine was coffee C/G B7/F# Em And if pain turned into cash C/G Am G G/F# Em Then I'd be rich and respectable C D/F# G And I wouldn't run from the past [Interlude] G Em E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------3--------1---0--------------------------3-----------1-----0---------| G|--------------------------0-----2---------------------------------0-----2---------------------| D|----0-----0-----0-----0------0-------0------2-----2-----2-----2------2-----------2------------| x2 A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-3-----3-----3-----3------3-------3------0-----0-----0-----0------0--------2------------------| [Verse 2] G G/F# Em Well on the ocean floor Em Em/F# G Are the dollars made of sand G G/F# Em I hitchhiked to the shore Em Em/F# G And go divin' when I can G G/F# Em And the treasures I might find Em Em/F# G Well I know they're lost and found G G/F# Em And I can't think of a friend of mine Em Em/F# G Who would let me hang around [Chorus] C/G D7/F# C G Well if cocaine was coffee C/G B7/F# Em And if pain turned into cash C/G Am G G/F# Em Then I'd be rich and respectable C D/F# G And I wouldn't run from the past [Interlude] C Am C G C B7 Em C Am G G/F# Em C D G [Chorus] C/G D7/F# C G Well if cocaine was coffee C/G B7/F# Em And if pain turned into cash C/G Am G G/F# Em Then I'd be rich and respectable C D/F# G And I wouldn't run from the past C/G Am G G/F# Em Then I'd be rich and respectable C D/F# G And I wouldn't run from the past [Outro] G G/F# Em Em Em/F# G x4 Em Em/F# G Well you can call me Joe