If all day long I sat and munched on candy Life would be improved by as much as can be It'd be easy as a piece of cake Every time I see the truck selling ice-cream I run up to it very fast, and I scream Give me a zillion billion, give or take! They say that soon all my teeth are gonna break And that I will have a terrible toothache No, that's a mistake My teeth will not break! I eat a bunch of lollipops and suckers Something in my mouth crumbles down like crackers I'm so terrified I cannot cry I cracked my tooth and now I need the dentist Please, doctor, check and see how big the dent is Will I ever smile? What if I try? Am I to kiss all my greatest hopes goodbye That one day I'll eat the biggest apple pie? Life will pass me bye Someone tell me why? Children, now you know the hard truth Here's the whitest pearl of wisdom If you want to keep your sweet tooth Get your brushes clean it with them Children, now you know the hard truth Here's the whitest pearl of wisdom If you want to keep your sweet tooth Get your brushes clean it with them