Quite intoxicated! When the lights were going down After a night out on the town Then I knew that I needed some more Going home is such a bore Got in a cab with some rowdy friends One of those nights that never ends refrain2: Things got out of hand before I knew I bit off some more than I could chew refrain: Quite intoxicated Got lost and then sedated Quite intoxicated Got lost and then sedated Quite intoxicated But I feel alright Yeah I feel alright I woke up in a hospital bed I had stitches in my head There I was and I didn't know Abducted by an UFO? I just wanted to get away That strange place I couldn't stay refrain2 refrain (2x) Quite intoxicated (3x) But I feel alright Yeah I feel alright