Going out with Mr. Universe in a chauffeured Rolls-Royce
A dude assures y'all I didn't have much choice
So when Mel Gibson calls tomorrow, tell him I'm not home
Easy come, easy go, I could use some time alone
All these men chasing me when you get down to it
It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it
My negative cash-flow is making me kinda nervous
So I went and took a job at an escort service
Going out with rich old men to dinner is alright
But among the men, you again tonight
I cooked it off, so I guess I'll have to chew it
It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it
This pretty face of mine has always been a curse
But lately it's been getting worse and worse
Men call me up sayin' baby, let's go out and dance
All they really want to do is get into my pants!
It's my one night off, I think I'll spend it home alone
Keep a low profile and disconnect the phone
Kicked back in my easy chair, turned on the TV
When a man comes on and says that I just won the lottery
I was trying to be cool, but I guess I'da blew it
It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it
