Long ago, in another galaxy There lived a gloomy robot His name was marvin He was getting old and a bit rusty And nobody liked him One day, being very bored He thought it would be a good idea To tidy up all of his old programs In his dusty old databank There were tapes in there He hadn't played for years Checking them through, He accidentally pushed a wrong button And suddenly he heard Marvin, I love you Marvin, I love you Well, he was sure he hadn't Heard that ever before He wasn't even sure he'd heard it that time Because being a bored and gloomy robot He hadn't really been listening What was worse, he couldn't remember What button he'd accidentally pressed Anyway, he tried a few switches at random And suddenly Marvin, I love you Marvin I love you Remember, I'm programmed for you I know we're worlds apart Still you couldn't break my heart Loving you is all I can do Well, he heard it that time all right, no doubt about it Who was singing these strange words? Was it another robot? Or some strange lifeform from the distant past When he was a young robot and people still made The occasional attempt to like him? He couldn't make it out at all So, he pushed a few buttons again Marvin, I love you Marvin, I love you That was it I tried to contact marvin I don't know why, but he never replied Perhaps one day he'll answer. Till then I guess I'll keep on trying Marvin, I love you Marvin I love you Remember, I'm programmed for you 'Does not compute' he thought miserably But at least he knew where to find it in his databank From then on he could play it whenever he wanted Think about what he'd missed And live miserably ever after Marvin, I love you Marvin I love you Remember, I'm programmed for you I know we're worlds apart Still you couldn't break my heart Loving you is all I can do Marvin, I love you Marvin I love you