Yellow skin no hair in head His belly is always full of beer king at home, sofa's the best His TV's turn on all day long Cakes are good.........diet no He's Happy on the Pork-chop nights Sleeps at work........always alone HOMER go on I'm laughing Loud 'n' make me feel fine allright You are so cool there's no doubt Stop shame yourself you're jumping Snacks and beer, vending machines He sleeps and lives to spend his money Apu's jet his closest friend He goes to Boe's Barny drinks and burps He goes back home and BART says EAT MY SHORTS!!!!!!