Someone drank my wine
I stand on the welfare line
Tape's stuck in the VCR
And someone stole my car
My computer's obsolete
My girlfriend has webbed feet
My radio won't work
My friends are jerks
Life sucks, life sucks, life sucks
Dunkin' Donuts closed
I got fungus on my toes
My girlfriend tried to strangle me
With her pantyhose
The train it smells like shit
There ain't nowhere to sit
My radio won't work
My friends are jerks
Life sucks, life sucks, life sucks,
Life sucks, life sucks
Every time
So what you wanna do?
You can't stand bein' you
Just kill yourself, just kill yourself
I'll leave a loaded gun for you
I'll leave a loaded gun for you, for you
I'll leave a loaded gun for you
Someone drank my wine
I stand on the welfare line
Tape's stuck in the VCR
And someone stole my car
The train it smells like shit
There ain't nowhere to sit
My radio won't work
My friends are jerks
Life sucks, life sucks, life sucks,
Life sucks, life sucks
Every time
Life sucks, life sucks
Every time
