There was a car on a train It went into a tunnel and it was never seen again It was filled up with luggage it was on the way to Spain Emergency services called out again An unexpected accident with nobody to blame There was a car on a train A family of four going up in flames And the man who ran the tunnel said ooh that's a shame Emerency services never ever came There was a car on a train It was filled up with luggage it was on the way to Spain The safe way to travel if you're totally insane Emergency services never even came I think you know the tunnel but I won't say the name