Well I've seen shows and I've seen soaps And horrible things under microscopes And I've seen David Beckhams wife Come on girl get a life And I've seen the big brother house And some tomcat that's scared of a mouse And I've seen a man dressed like a bat Holy Moly what d'ya think about that And I've seen a bloke called Charlie Chan But I've never ever seen the invisible man And I've seen things that could make you scream Come to think of it, it was Mr Bean And I've seen girls murdered in showers And I've seen programs all about flowers Sometimes they go on for hours and hours But at least they're funnier than Austin Powers Now I've seen news and I've seen sport And Saddam Hussein when he got caught And I've seen people who sit in a chair And ten minutes later they're a millionaire And I've seen a bloke called 007 With Pussy Galore in a seventh heaven And I've seen violence and I've seen sex Well I don't know whatever next