Go on and have yourself another double triple burger go on expand yourself another little bit more further I hear your brother calls you piggy wiggy big fat Bertha Go on and have yourself another luvly chocky bar Beneath that jelly stuff I wonder who you really are I'd like to ask you out but you won't fit into my car Fat head Fat arms Fat legs Fat arse Fat thighs Pig eyes Fat face Fat girl Could you ever love me love me at all Go on and have yourself another pint of Boddingtons You've got the figure of a senator in Washington You're always telling me that fat girls are much more fun