Tom: F F I get lonely even if I never say it B I hate the silence I need someone else to break it F I don't think that I would fare too well in Vegas B I'm feeling lucky so I ask you how your day is F I say some crazy shit and then I walk it back B "The clothes you'll die in hanging on your rack" F Gm Don't know what I meant to you by saying that N.C. But now you're crying, so [Chorus] F Don't kiss me I have a cold B It's New Years Eve and I feel old Dm Don't hold my hand, I broke my thumb B Dm It's Valentines Day and I feel numb F Stay the hell away from me B 'Cause I'm staying home on Halloween Gm I've got a real short wish list I just wanna be alone for Christmas [Verse 2] F I can't pick up all the things that fall out my mouth B Don't know why I say 'em, maybe I think too loud F Really wish I could ask you where you are now B But I've got some sense of boundaries F Everybody thinks they're so goddamn unique B For looking for somebody who hates the same thing F Gm I say I hate myself but what I really mean N.C. Is that I hate that you're not enough for me [Chorus] F Don't kiss me I have a cold B It's New Years Eve and I feel old Dm Don't hold my hand, I broke my thumb B Dm It's Valentines Day and I feel numb F Stay the hell away from me B 'Cause I'm staying home on Halloween Gm I've got a real short wish list