They're lettin' me drive again I feel alive again They're lettin' me drive again (0Repeat 2 times) Now, judge, I sure am sorry I caused all those terrible accidents Women and children screamin' Radiators steamin' Yes, everybody's fender bent Not to mention the telephone pole That fell on the natural truck And blew a big hole Right across the freeway And all I could do was sigh and cry As the nearby dam went bust And washed the town away I went to the driver's school Just like your honor said I should I passed the eye test, the safe test All the rest, did the best that I could Now judge, I ain't no little bitty boy My car's not a toy