One, two One, two She comes around here Looking so good I'm sure you've seen her, yeah I hung around nights waitin' for her And there she was, there she was I said: Baby, you got what I want" She said: What could that be? So cool I said: Maybe me and you, uh You know, what do you think? Well, I could take you to a movie I'll take you to a bar I'll take you any night I can Well, listen to me, honey Gonna set you straight You cannot duck my master plan She said Tight pants Loose lips Tight pants Loose chicks Her pants were 3 sizes too small Her lips were bright red She'd been around the block A couple of times with heavy mileage Heavy mileage I bet I said: Baby, you're cool But I ain't no fool We're playin' my game But we're usin' your rules And my manly pride's so easily bruised If I lose She said Tight pants Loose lips (Hey, get on over here) Tight pants Loose chicks I said: Baby, pretty baby The picture you've painted is clear But one more time if you don't mind Hey, do you want me? She said Big talk Small time (Hey, wha-wha-what you talkin' about?) Strong back (What?) Weak mind (Brutal, baby, brutal) She keeps on telling me Tight pants don't make loose lips (Oh, no, no) Tight pants don't make loose chicks (Tight pants) Tight pants don't make loose lips Tight pants don't make loose chicks Tight pants Tight pants Tight pants