Tom: Eb Eb Cm When you say Black Sabbath was better with Ronnie James Dio Eb Bb I have gotta ask if you're for real? Eb Cm Well, I'd like to teach the world to sing but I'd be out of a job Eb Bb If rock's a popularity contest I'll stick with pop [Chorus] Ab Eb Cm Bb 'Cause this is my car, and not where the strings fade up Ab Bb Eb Ab Classic country wasn't multitracked in '61 Ab Bb Cm Bb I'll agree with you 'cause I can read your lips Ab Bb Eb Ab We can share a sentence without ever finishing it Ab Bb Eb Bb7 Life would be so grand, woo! [Verse 2] Eb Cm There are more than two paths you can take Eb Bb X amount of flour doesn't bake a cake Eb Cm Less is more especially on repeat Eb Bb The music's kinda sad but that's a good beat [Chorus] Ab Eb Cm Bb 'Cause this is my car, and not where the strings fade up Ab Bb Eb Ab Classic country wasn't multitracked in '61 Ab Bb Cm Bb I'll agree with you 'cause I can read your lips Ab Bb Eb Ab We can share a sentence without ever finishing it Ab Bb Eb Life would be so grand, woo! Ab Bb Eb It'll be so grand, woooo! Ab Bb Eb Life would be so grand, woo!