Tom: G C G Am Em [Verse 1] C The first year that she was around G Little finger in her mouth Am Em She seemed a soap bubble machine [Verse 2] C The second year she carried on G Am Being charming and along came all Em Her endless fantasies [Chorus] D/F# Em C D I don't believe in intelligent design D/F# Em G But somehow she is divine G Duh, duh, duh, Am Duh, duh, duh, D/F# Em C Duh, duh, duh, duhu G Duh, duh, duh, Am Duh, duh, duh, D/F# Em C Duh, duh, duh, duhu [Verse 3] C She became, though a bit shy G An entertainer in disguise Am Em At three she had her fans to please [Verse 4] C Then last year she bumped her head G Going up the stairs Am And for one night the star was Em Mummified [Chorus] D/F# Em C D I don't believe in intelligent design D/F# Em G But somehow she is divine G Duh, duh, duh, Am Duh, duh, duh, D/F# Em C Duh, duh, duh, duhu G Duh, duh, duh, Am Duh, duh, duh, D/F# Em C Duh, duh, duh, duhu [Bridge] Am Bm I can give her some advice D Em Tell her what or not to try C G But sometimes good intentions can D/F# Be harsh [Verse 5] Am Bm Forget inspirational speeches D Em Like "if you're eager you can reach it" C G D/F# Manuals will never satisfy G You decide [Outro] G G D/F# x2 G Duh, duh, duh, Am Duh, duh, duh, D/F# Em C Duh, duh, duh, duhu G Duh, duh, duh, Am Duh, duh, duh, D/F# Em C Duh, duh, duh, duhu G The first year that she was around Am Was a ride but just a start D/F# Em C (Duh, duh, duh, duhu) G I can't tell her what's ahead Am Only that I'll have her back D/F# Em C (Duh, duh, duh, duhu) G Duh, duh, duh, Am Duh, duh, duh, D/F# Em C Duh, duh, duh, duhu