Hey she's great But she's kind of dumb That's okay We'll still have our fun I said she's dumb But i don't think You'll get some Oh trust me I'll get more than some Hey, pretty lady Won't you come with me? I've got a box Full of magnums And cheap hotel key Yeah, this is The first time for me And i'm A little bit nervous But i'm oh so ready This is sex girl This is sex Here's Where everything begins To get complex And this is where i put Your heart to the test If you can handle me now Then it's probably For the best And i'm crushing on you You know how i do I'm as serious As a heart attack Confidence is what i lack As i'm crushing on you You know how i do I'm as serious As a heart attack Your heart's big enough To break a back Your heart's big enough To break a back You're competition Is no competition for me Those we're the words She spoke so graciously She's so witty She's so cunning She said There goes your ego Right out the window You're such a divo You think your so retro