Isn't this great, human?
We're off on a grand adventure together!
I can't believe it, I made a friend
Who likes me for me!
Even though our date wasn't great!
My style and charm have won over a human
Who enjoys good spaghetti
I think this must be fate!
When I tell Undyne
Wait, I probably shouldn't do that, she'll be mad
She might have, then throw, a cow
Oh, um, er, huh
I'm sorry, human, that was my phone ringing
Uh-oh, that would be her calling right now
I've, er, got to take this!
I'm so sorry!
I'll be right back! Probably!
Hiya, buddy!
You ditch your parents, too?
Ah, man, I don't blame ya!
They say Undyne's in the area
And it would be so cool to meet up with her!
I mean, she's just, like
The most awesome royal guard person ever
And I wanna be like her one day, and
And my parents are such JERKS for saying
I can't leave the house!
Oh! Sorry! I didn't introduce myself!
I'm Monster Kid! I'm a monster and a kid!
What's your name?
OOH! OOH! Shhh! That's her!
That's her right over there!
He usually picks up on the first or second ring
What’s going on with him?
H-hi, Undyne! Sorry I'm late
I had errands to run! Yes
Anyway, R-regarding that human I called you about earlier
Did you fight them?
Well, y-yes! Of course I did!
I fought them valiantly!
Did you capture them?
Well
No
WHAT?
I tried! I tried very hard, Undyne!
You have to believe me!
It's just, y'know, Things come up
Things change
You know how It is don't you?
If you want something done right
You do it on your own
Or, you know, with the help of the royal guard
In training
I'll rip out their soul myself
And break their little bones!
I can't help but feel that was a personal attack!
A-and you don't need to destroy them!
You see, I've been thinking about It, and... Well
I, have something to say
With their soul, we can go home
This battle we'll have won!
I, I understand, It's just
We shall breach the surface world
Destroy the human scum!
And if you have a problem with that
Maybe the Royal Guard isn't for you!
I, I, I'll help, Undyne!
Any way I can!
Good! Knew I could count on you!
Hop to it!
Can you hear me, human?
It's hunting season!! And I do not lose my catch!
