Here we are We've come so far All alone You still want home Well, I know that feel But, let's be real See what you have Good food, good drinks Good friends, bad laughs so I know you're driven But, look what you've been given Is what you have to do Really worth all this to you? You're not alone You've got this 'ol bag 'a bones To help you through Show you what to do I'm rootin' for ya, kid Always will and always did Hey kid, sit down Let me tell you a story I sit at my post Down in the snow It's raining somewhere I dunno I look for humans It's such a bore But then one day I see this door So I go to this door Practice knock knock jokes Just some fun, nothing more, just jokes Knock em' dead, knock em' out Like my life's a joke Then I hear her voice Who's there? I reply Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a very, very bad knock knock joke Then, she howls, best she's heard in years I keep goin' She keeps laughing at my jokes Then I hear her voice Knock Knock Who's there? Old lady Old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel Telling jokes there for hours in the snow Then I had to go I came back, the next day The day after that It's a thing like a story for my bro Tell bad jokes, through a door Laugh your fears away 'Cause it's raining somewhere Then one day, I told jokes Couldn't hear laugh I asked her what was wrong that day I heard tears, weeping Coming through the door Then I heard her voice If a human ever comes through the door Would you promise me just one thing? Watch over, protect the one Who comes through the door Could you do this for me? I hate making promises And I don't know her name So I sat And thought It was raining somewhere That's a laugh But someone Who could laugh at an awful joke You just can't say no, can't laugh it off Thanks to her, to promises And awful jokes Here you stand today Lighten up, I'll be there I will keep you safe Look at you standing strong Atta' (gender neutral) Guess that's all So take of yourself kiddo Because someone cares It's raining somewhere