Tom: G
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G
I’m hungover
E
It’s valentine’s day morning
Am D G
What a perfect day to continue my courting of you
D Am
We’ve been dating for so long
D
I love you
G E
And in the local drugstore I feel a bit like moses
Am D
Walking through a red sea of greeting cards and roses
G E Am D
Oh If I’d only known what you were up to or who
G E
Cause I brought you the paper, I brought you the news
Am D
I brought you some of that Odwalla green juice
G Am D
That you seemed to like cause you know how I like you
G E
But now haven’t you seen the paper haven’t you seen the news
Am
Now there’s something I’ve got to say and I’ve got to
D
Say it to you
G Am D
What do you send when flowers just won’t do?
G
Let’s stop cheating on each other
E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other (woah)
G
Let’s stop cheating on each other
E Am
Let’s stop cheating on each other
D G
This valentine’s day
E Am D
G E
I came over to borrow a loofah
Am D
How was I to know you would be schtupping her?
G Am
I guess it’s kind of weird and maybe too soon for ya
D
I know
G E
Don’t get me wrong I mean I know you’re an Aries
Am D
And you’ve got commitment issues and you get kinda scary off your meds
G Am
I think I like it but I like it because
D
On some level I like to create emotional distractions in my life
to prevent myself from dealing with my real issues
G
Let’s stop cheating on each other
E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other (woah)
G
Let’s stop cheating on each other
E Am
Let’s stop cheating on each other
D
‘cause the community
G
Isn’t that big
Am D
And they will always find out
G E
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Am D
And just break up right now
G
I mean, we're not even thirty yet
G E
I mean, we're not even 25, or 24 or 23
Am D
But I’ll stop cheating on you if you stop cheating on me
G E
Don’t get me wrong I’m not opposed to being poly
Am D
But I think that we should talk before you go
and screw somebody else!
G
Stop cheating on me!
Am D
G
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Am
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G
Let’s stop cheating on each other
D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Am
Let’s stop cheating on each other
E
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G
(Let’s stop cheating on each other)
G D G
And happy valentine’s day!
