Tom: G
G C
I think I'm pretty good at talking to people
G D
I try to listen hard when they respond
G
but I'm not much of a networker
C
unless you like non-sequiturs
G D G
about mold, or ghosts, or chubby little dogs
C
so I thought that I would make a life in music
G D
though I know catching a break can be so hard
G C
and this big band needed an opener but that week I was scared of my computer
G D G
so I missed the show at Madison square garden
[Chorus]
G C G
the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head
G C G
the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head
C G Em D
you would think that I would know it but I never seemed to notice
G C G
now the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head
[Verse 2]
G C
And everyone has heard the horror stories
G D
about labels that take small bands for a ride
G
which is maybe why when I got the offer
C
I picked it apart until they pulled it
G D G
I'll be broke but own my masters when I die
[Chorus]
G C G
the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head
G C G
the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head
C G Em D
you would think that I would know it but I never seemed to notice
G C G
now the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head
[Interlude]
G C G D G C G D G
[Verse 3]
G C
so I got a side job sometimes making coffee
G D
and I met myself some friendly regulars
G C
one was a music magazine editor asked for tracks
C
that I'm never gonna send to her
N.C.
(that one's probably just self-sabotage)
[Chorus]
G C G
the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head
G C G
the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head
C G Em D
you would think that I would know it but I never seemed to notice
G C G
now the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head
G C G
the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head
G C G
the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head
C G Em D
you would think that I would know it but I never seemed to notice
G C G
now the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head
G C G
the shrink thinks that the problem is in my head
