Tom: C G If I had my way C every day would be my day I would ask you out Em you would say "okay!" C and I'd come get you at 8 G C 8 'o clock right on the dot Em 'cause sometimes when I am late C then I can't get you to talk G and it ruins our whole date [Verse 2] G C and if I had my way we'd go out every night Em C it'd be perfect every time and we'd never ever fight G C you know, you used to call me up when you were high Em and I never ever asked you C so you never told me why [Chorus] G C Em your hair is green, your hair is pink C my head is young G my heart can't think C Em I drive my car, I ride the bus C I stay too long G I ask too much C Your hair was black Em 'til it was blue C I always had G a crush on you C you dye it back Em when you need to C G I'm still deciding what to do [Verse 3] G G but if I had my way, C I would ask you to the prom Em you would want to meet my mom C and you wouldn't even tease me G for rhyming words in my songs C 'cause I wrote those songs about you Em but I hope you understand C that they were actually about me G and I hope that you're not mad [Verse 4] G C cause if I had my way you'd kiss me on the lips Em and you'd wear that dress you like C and I'd wear the suit that fits G C but when you lie to me you know it makes me sick Em 'cause your phone didn't die, C but your soul did. (You witch!) [Bridge] G C 'cause I wrote those songs about you Em but I hope you understand C that they were actually about me G and I hope that you're not mad G C 'cause I wrote those songs about you Em And you'd better understand C that they were actually about me G and I don't care if you're mad G C that I wrote those songs about you Em and I play them at my shows C that I write these songs about you G and I make sure that you know C that I write these songs about you Em that I play these songs about you C that I sing these songs about you G that I mean these songs about you C that I write these songs - Em that I write these songs - that I write these songs; C Goddamn, I'll write these songs G C Em C [Chorus] G C Em Your hair was black 'til it was blue C just cut it off if you want to G C Em C I couldn't care less what you do