Order a sandwich, hold the tuck please Or I'll have to say, "What the luck, cheese?" Just spread it on your favorite food Cause Friar Tuck is good to go, dude Tried to call Friar Tuck on the phone Ended up spending that night alone I saw him at school that very next day I told him that he's better off to stay Friar Tuck makes my world go round The best I can find in any town You'll never find some on the floor Stays near me so 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 You can't have some cause I don't like you Try to fight me, what you gonna do? Eat it slow and grow up real strong Close your ears when you hear this song Try to find Friar Tuck at the store On your knees just begging for more Friar Tuck wanted in our band What are you? Our biggest fan?