Tom: D D/F# G I fell asleep so well last night D/F# G I bet you wouldn't believe it D/F# G A A Cause I knew there was nobody out there who even had a chance of cheating D/F# G D/F# G All the money I spent on Sephora while I was on tour and you were with Kevin D/F# G No more Nobu on my bill, you broke bitch A A D Go choke on a hotdog from 7-11 cause [Chorus] A Bm G D Your secrets are not safe with me anymore A Bm G You blew it with your bullshit, you fucking whore D/F# G And every time I think of you I'm sick D/F# A D And I bet you still think that you're the shit A Bm G But your secrets are not safe with me anymore [Verse 2] D/F# G I stayed awake watching porn on my iPhone D/F# G It's almost like I don't need you D/F# G A A I wish I knew it was easy as this then it wouldn't have taken me this long to leave you D/F# G Postmates me some sushi almost got me feeling human D/F# G Sugar daddy, I bet you already got a new one D/F# G I'm a do my best to make sure your life stay in ruins A D And everybody knows that you're a bitch, say I won't do it [Chorus] A Bm G Your secrets are not safe with me anymore D A Bm G Cause you blew it with your bullshit, you fucking whore D/F# G And every time I think of you I'm sick D/F# A D And I bet you still think that you're the shit A Bm G But your secrets are not safe with me anymore [Bridge] Bm A G I'll probably take back all the shit that I said in this song G I was wrong and I miss you Bm A G I'll probably take back all the shit that I said in this song G I was wrong and I miss you Bm A G I'll probably take back all the shit that I said in this song G I was wrong and I miss you Bm A G I'll probably take back all the shit that I said in this song D Naw, fuck it [Chorus] A Bm G D Your secrets are not safe with me anymore A Bm G You blew it with your bullshit, you fucking whore D/F# G And every time I think of you I'm sick D/F# A D I bet you still think that you're the shit A Bm G But your secrets are not safe with me anymore N.C Fuck you