What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
You've been talking about yourself for hours
I keep quiet try to act like you're wow
Now I'm done and you're wondering why, don't you
Hey, Iike your pretty flowers
Well, thank you, sir but they're not yours
Give me my pills and just let me go
I'm gone
You're douchebag
Walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
You're douchebag
Walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
You mansplain me, say I talk too loud
Somehow you always seem to put me down
I keep laughing at your stupid jokes
Ha-ha
Teardrops, try to pick myself up
Roam around the streets like a dog
When you ask about me I'll be long gone
Run, run
You should know that I will never come back
You're douchebag
Walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
You're douchebag
Walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
Are you scared of being broken-hearted
Do you cry when nobody is watching?
Who are you when you're alone
Have you ever been broken-hearted?
Do you cry when nobody is watching?
Who are you when you're alone
You're douchebag
Walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
You're douchebag
Walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
You're douchebag
Walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
