Tom: D
D E
Small town, southern California, pretty people but I gotta warn ya
G D
They're country as it gets
D E
Divorce - everybody's cheatin', Rehab - everybody's drinkin'
G D
Welcome to the Wild Wild West
[Chorus]
D E
They call it Hollywood, It's not far from Dollywood
G D
Just small towns with a different name
D E
Dysfunctions, dysfunction no matter what state you come from
G D
It might as well be one and the same
[Bridge]
Bm A
If we said our lives through music from here and now on
G E
And everybody sang along
D E
We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song
G D
We'd be singing a country song
[Verse 2]
D E
Tiny dogs and little bitty purses, Cosmos - everybody nurses
G D
They get as trashed as we do, oh oh
D E
Four kids, different baby daddy, Jail time, caught him with a fatty
G D
That goes down in our town too
[Chorus]
D E
They call it Hollywood, It's not far from Dollywood
G D
Just small towns with a different name
D E
Dysfunctions, dysfunction no matter what state you come from
G D
It might as well be one and the same
[Bridge]
Bm A
If we said our lives through music from here and now on
G E
And everybody sang along
D E
We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song
G D
We'd be singing a country song
[Verse 3]
D E
Yeah, it's backwoods all the way to Hollywood
G D
It's one big reality show
D E
Oh yeah, it's back double U double O-D-S, We’re all the same, no matter how you dress
G D
What you drive or who you know, We're all stars in this Springer show
D E
There's silicone and breastaline, Blowing up and getting thin
G
That's what you get when you set foot in
[Chorus]
D E
Hollywood, It's not far from Dollywood
G D
Just small towns with a different name
D E
Dysfunctions, dysfunction no matter what state you come from
G D
It might as well be one and the same
[Bridge]
Bm A
If we said our lives through music from here and now on
G E
And everybody sang along
D E
We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song
G D
We'd be singing a country song
[Outro]
D E
It's backwoods all the way to Hollywood
G D
It's one big reality show
D E
It's back double U double O-D-S, We're all the same, no matter how you dress
G D
D E
We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song
G C D
We'd be singing a country song (Hell Yeah)
