[Originally by The Beatles] I read the news today oh boy About a lucky man who made the grade And though the news was rather sad Well I just had to laugh I saw the photograph. He blew his mind out in a car He didn't notice that the lights have changed A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his face before Nobody was really sure If he was from the House of Lords I saw a film today oh boy The English Army had just won the war A crowd of people turned away But I just had to look Having read the book I'd love to turn you on Woke up, fell out of bed, Dragged my comb across my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup And looking up I noticed I was late Found my coat and grabbed my hat Made the bus in seconds flat Found my way upstairs and had a smoke Somebody spoke and I went into a dream I read the news today oh boy Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire And though the holes were rather small They had to count them all Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall I'd love to turn you on [Original dos The Beatles] Eu li as notícias hoje, oh, garoto, Sobre um homem de sorte que ganhou na Loteria E apesar das notícias serem bem tristes Bem, eu tive apenas que rir... Eu vi a fotografia... Ele estourou sua cabeça em um carro Ele não percebeu que o sinal tinha fechado Uma multidão de pessoas ficaram e olharam Eles tinham visto seu rosto antes Ninguém estava realmente certo se ele era do Senado. Eu vi um filme hoje, oh, garoto O exército inglês acabara de vencer a guerra Uma multidão de pessoas foram embora Mas apenas tive que olhar Tendo lido o livro, Eu adoraria te excitar... Acordei, saí da cama Penteei o meu cabelo Desci as escadas e tomei um café e observando, eu notei que estava atrasado Peguei meu casaco e coloquei meu chapéu Peguei o ônibus rapidamente Subi as escadas e fumei um cigarro? Alguém falou e eu entrei em um sonho Eu ouvi as notícias hoje, oh, garoto, Quatro mil buracos em Blackburn, Lancashire E apesar dos buracos serem bem pequenos Eles tiveram que contá-los um a um Agora eles sabem quantos buracos são necessários para encher o Albert Hall Eu adoraria te excitar.