[Part I: The Streets of San Francisco] [Michael Douglas] Hey, what about this? [Karl Malden] Right size, maybe, but Tell me, how would she end up in the tub? [Michael Douglas] Yes [Peter Haskell] There's nothing really to be frightened of And what I, what I do know about this stuff Is that's it's, uh, it's painless And it's, uh, very quick [Karl Malden] Blunt object, it's about two inches in diameter Is he sure? [Reuben Collins] I heard that Tell the lieutenant It's been checked and double-checked [Michael Douglas] He's positive, yeah. What do you think? [Karl Malden] I don't know [Part II: Stark Reality] [Monty Stark] I know, I stay and watch their trip And search where they have seemed to slip I know, I stay and watch their trip And search where they have seemed to slip I never ever find a chip To, though, I stay and watch their trip And search where they have seemed to slip I know, I stay and watch their trip And search where they have seemed to slip I never ever find a chip To carry in my pockets