(Will.i.am) What'you gonna do about your big slump? 2005's been in the dump Approval rating needs a jump (George Bush) To tell the truth, I'm kind of stumped, I'm stumped I'm stumped, I'm stumped, I'm stumped I'm stumped, I'm stumped, I'm stumped About my nasty slump What the funk? (Fergie) You drive the nation crazy Always actin' lazy Vacation for five daysies While New Orleans blew awaysie The fellas that ran FEMA Dropped a great big steam-a Brownie was a clownie And let all the brothers drowny When Sandra Day retired You thought they'd hire Myers That was no solution She don't know the Constitution G.O.P.'s in disarray Tom Delay has gone away Scooter Libby was a snitch And now he'll be a prison bitch (Apl.de.ap - Taboo) Your ship is sinking (George Bush) But I'm winning in Iraq Just like I said I'd do (Apl.de.ap - Taboo) You must be drinking (George Bush) The real war is here at home Fighting the bird flu (Will.i.am) What'you gonna do about your big slump Sky high prices at the pump You and your cabinet we should dump (George Bush) Heck, every road has its bumps I learned that back when I drove drunk We'll get over this here hump Until then, I'll shake my rump, my rump