Cause I think you’re it Not quite alive but not quite dead Suspended animation Cryogenic salvation is the new sensation Brain dead but you got a check A few hundred bucks step back Of performances A performance undecodified When you crash and burn time tends to fly Sad sack Shed a tear Laugh track Here’s your fucking sad claps A boogiepop phantom from beyond the grave suckin' on a template And it's dried and there’s nothing left for it but table scraps My condolences to you sir, I give you sad claps My condolences to you sir, I give you sad claps for your sad claps set