(Eat a pelican and sit yo ass down) Yo..yo..yo Attack of the 50-foot teddy bear Holding a lumberjack axe and a picture of Oprah I got a three headed fiance with seven eyes Incubating dinosaur eggs under the sofa One fifty one, Malibu rum Gather the blood in the tip of a black and blue tongue Werewolf mixture flush it out the beaker Til the alcoholic ectoplasm gushes out the speaker From my dunhills to the duck-billed platypuses About to spray the flesh fire hose up at the bushes Swindle thinkin I'm an educated writer I'll get you bitten by a thousand metal-plated spiders In the face Yeah bitch, I bust in in stealth on the phone like "Yo girl you touchin yourself?" And she's like "ummm no?" "Oh" Yeah Murderous moves inverted the grooves Servin' a brew that'll surely curb your enthusiasm Burnin' the booth so fierce I fizzle Usin' Saturn's rings to pierce my nipples Show 'em cuz I got no game I'd rather have a little sherlock grease in my lo mien Show thangs 'til she bust in and twirl Live on stage with a crush on your girl I love it when they kiss me I love it when they hug me I love it when they make the love potion bubble Especially I love it when she comes to my crib late at night cause you're fightin' and your girl wants to snuggle And I dont wanna sound rude But I got some shit that'll put you in the mood For love Oh shit, I think I'm 'bout to be sick I push a 2060 hovercraft The windows are bulletproof glass with a couple guns to blast on the hood Attackin' the gash with a mattress and headboard snug in bubblewrap so i'm not crackin the wood would you please step into my mind and jump out my mouth and be a message in my rhymes independent cyborg assassin actin' famous i don't have an image, I have an imagination I spit mutated sperm, you don't want it swallow enough and little kids will grow in yuour stomach Fallin' in love with you as I'm followin' my dreams Crawlin' the tundra kissin as we wallow in the steam Clean kicks, New Balance 950's with suction cups on the bottom Spider walkin' up a building Musical zenith koala My medulla oblangata slider chalkin up the killings Slippin in the pages of enabling cranial abrasions I came in a spaceship with the alien invasion of hatred In flames that are basted and Arabian Iron Maidens with athiest eyes and painted patriot inflation if I can Show 'em cuz I got you hog-tied in a large cajun rice from Popeye's I love 'em when they're cross-eyed, lookin flush It reminds me that I got a crush I love it when they kiss me I love it when they hug me I love it when they make the love potion bubble I really love it when your mother comes over to my mother-fuckin crib cuz the bitch wants to cuddle And I don't really wanna sound rude But I got some shit that'll put you in the mood for love Oh damn...you gotta use both hands?