Tom: F Dm A Love me cancerously Dm Like a salt-sore A Soaked in the sea Gm 'High-maintenance' means A You're a gluttonous queen Dm Narcissistic and mean Kill me romantically Fill my soul with vomit Then ask me for a piece of gum Bitter and dumb You're my sugarplum You're awful, I love you Chorus: F She moves through moonbeams slowly Dm She knows just how to hold me A# And when her edges soften Gm Abm Her body is my coffin F I know she drains me slowly Dm A# She wears me down to bones in bed Must be Gm The sign on my head That says, oh Abm Love me dead Love me dead You're a faith-healer on T.V You're an office park Without any trees Corporate and cold Gushing for gold Leave me alone You suck so passionately You're a parasitic Psycho, filthy creature finger-bangin' my heart You call me up drunk Does the fun ever start? You're hideous and sexy (Chorus) Must be The sign on my head That says, oh Love me dead Love me dead Love me cancerously Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da How's your new boy? Does he know about me? You've got the mark of the beast You're born of a jackal You're beautiful (Chorus) Wha' 'bout that sign on my head That says, oh Love me dead