Tom: B B 799877 G#m 466444 E 022100 C#m 9-11-11-9-9-9 F# 244322 E* x7999x [Intro] Lead played over the chords is also played during the verses B G#m E C#m E|-------11----------11----|-------9-----------9-----|-------11----------11----|-------9-----------9-----| B|----12----12----12----12-|----9-----9-----9-----9--|----12----12----12----12-|----9-----9-----9-----9--| G|-13----------13----------|-9-----------9-----------|-13----------13----------|-9-----------9-----------| x2 D|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------| A|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------| E|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------| [Verse 1] B G#m E Hello, my name is your TV C#m B G#m E We've been together so long, so many memories C#m B G#m E We've solved so many problems, situated comedies C#m B I fed you ads and movie stars G#m E C#m And you always fell asleep in my color bars [Chorus] Lead over chorus E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----4-4---2-2---| B|-0---0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0---0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0---0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0---0-0---0-0---| G|-3h4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-3h4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-3h4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-3h4-4-4---4-4---| D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| G#m F# B But there's this world outside where the writing's off E* Scenes last too long and you lose the plot G#m F# B All the girls they lie and they break your heart E* And nothing's done when the street goes dark G#m F# B E* Here see California, where pretty people dream G#m F# E And the good guy gets the girl by the sunny sea [Interlude] B G#m E C#m B G#m E C#m [Verse 2] B G#m E And when they'd yell upstairs you'd cry C#m B G#m E C#m Little boy inside their lies, in the dark I'd watch your eyes B G#m E C#m B And I know the way they laugh, the jackals feast behind your back G#m E Here you hide, but still they stab C#m In the dark I feel you die [Chorus] G#m F# B But there's this world outside where the writing's off E* Scenes last too long and you lose the plot G#m F# B All the girls they lie and they break your heart E* And nothing's done when the street goes dark G#m F# B E* Here see California, where pretty people dream [Bridge] G#m F# B E* Now see that icy vacant lot where they made your nose bleed G#m F# B E* The flannel spread, the heater on, the world is dead G#m F# B The sun is gone, you take my hand, I'll take you home E* You'll never have to be alone G#m F# B E* The pictures warping slowly, the scrolling seems unending G#m F# B E The snowy edges blurring, the bars between us bending G#m F# B E* Feel you start to breathe, you are alive inside of me G#m F# B E* Forever tan and strong and loved, you'll never bleed again G#m F# B E* In dreamy California scenes where bad guys meet their destiny G#m F# E And the good guy gets the girl by the sunny sea [Outro] B G#m E C#m B G#m E C#m