Long about midnight When everybody else Has long been sleeping He'll be creeping Down to the kitchen of the house Long about midnight (about midnight) When nobody else is even moving He'll be grooving Quieter than a mouse Down to the kitchen of the house I said he pokes his head Around the corner To make sure nobody is in sight Jumps up on the kitchen table To see what the cat Can drag out tonight Around midnight When everybody else is safe At sacking, he'll be snacking All that he can mend Toast and jam Lasagna in a pan Long about the middle of the night Now does he regret it? (Does he regret it) Yes, he feel so very blue And when he gets too round (too round) He tries to cut down (cut down) Only for an hour or two A bit around midnight When that old hunger Gets to stirring He'll go purring Lying on his feet Till he starts to eat Long about the middle of the night Long about midnight (Long about midnight) Watch that cat peeping Going down to the kitchen again (Long about midnight) Just to see what he can be eating Long about midnight (Long about midnight) Watch that cat purring Oh, God, he will be stirring (Long about midnight) Down in the kitchen of the house Long about midnight (Long about midnight) Watch him moving He is going to the kitchen (Long about midnight) Just to see what he can be chewing