Straight from the Horses Mouth

tighten the tie, 
lengthen the leg. 
suck on the shit, 
scramble the egg. 

shed that old skin 
for some feathers. 
as noses bleed,
trumpets are trumpeting, 
noses are bleeding. 

triumphant cattle mutilations. 
that damn saint nick 
with chocolate-flavored razor blades.