Tom: G G C/G G C/G G C/G Lost my girl on Monday G C/G G C/G G C/G Lookin for some sympathy G C/G Em I went to church directly C The Lord was not there for me (same as 1st verse) Didn't go to work on Tuesday Got to drinking around noon I lost my heart to a mean bartender She knocked me off my stool Chorus C D Now the worlds spinnin round Em Too fast and wrong Am C Won't you let me off on the corner Am (not exactly sure about chrd, but it works for me) You know a man can take to sittin all he G C/G G C/G G C/G needs is a little push in that direction (same as first verse) I lost my job on Friday Said I lacked the discipline I went to church directly Peter said he's not in (same as first verse) I hit the bar on Sunday Looking for some discipline I sold my soul to the mean bartender She said I'm born again Chorus again, but instead of "that direction" substitute C you time it just right G ( and so on with the C/G and G) you could send me to the loins tonight