Woo! (Oh, yeah) My friend named Jack, he's got my back He always seems to know right where I'm at My friend jose, he likes to play He's always up for anything I say (woo) Little bit of red (uh-huh) A lotta bit of crown (oh, yeah) Don't matter what it is, I'm gonna drink it down, down, down The wine, the beer, the whiskey Are the only things that fix me I'm not sayin' it's a problem, I can stop it if I wanna But the wine, the beer, the whiskey They always get me My friend named gin, she's got some friends I'm talkin' brandy, sherry, and their brother jim My friend the captain, we call him morgan He likes to anchor down and hang over 'til mornin' Little bit of red (uh-huh) A lotta bit of white (oh, yeah) Don't matter what it is, it's gonna make it all alright The wine, the beer, the whiskey Are the only things that fix me I'm not sayin' it's a problem, I can stop it if I wanna But the wine, the beer, the whiskey They always get me (Woo!) (Oh, yeah, alright) (Woo!) My friend named tito, he's my amigo I'm gonna follow him around wherever he go (woo) The wine, the beer, the whiskey Yeah, I got all my friends here with me I'm not sayin' it's a problem, I can stop it if I wanna But who would wanna? When the wine, the beer, the whiskey They always get me They always get me (they always get me) They always get me Yeah, they always get me, they get me Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (ha-ha-ha, brr-brr-doo)