I heard a corny old letter song on the radio a while back I hadn't heard one in so long I wanted to laugh You know the kind of song I mean Where they take a world like mother And say, M is for the many things she did And I thought to myself, oh, brother Well this one was about home And I listened while the sad boys sang this song H is for humble, for that's the kind of home Where you learn to love one another And lovin' makes you strong O is for one and only For that's the only one you'll ever know For you have one father and one mother That kiss away your tears when day is gone M is for the memories That will make you hold fast to the right No matter how many wise guys try to line you up for a trip outta sight And E is for everything for really that is what home is No matter if you're the father, the mother, or the kid I was holdin' back the teardrops When the record stopped And the last laugh was on me, for you see It had turned back the clock And mama was rocking me to sleep again While daddy mowed the lawn And it sounded very much like this old letter song