You will land where you're thrown Middle of the road In the cotton-pickin' field And you drive for a site brightly advertised We tell you what you are needing And you believe it's what you need Land where you're thrown Middle of the road Pickin' cotton in a field The phone number finder's a constant reminder We sell you what you are needing You believe it's what you need Believe you will believe me, you will Our work is found In a million plus examples downtown There's a new generation of spacemen Payin' off their credit cards with pipe bombs And the children who'll die in those cars that you drive Wearin' hats they were only borrowin' And the crowd said the crash was stunning We will land where you're thrown Middle of the road In the cotton-pickin' field A straight bell curve, thinning of the herd We tell you what you are needing And you believe it's what you need Believe you will believe me, you will Land where you're thrown, mobile home Cutting cane sugar in a field Your phone number finder's a constant reminder We sell you what you are needing You believe it's what you need Believe you will believe me when Our work is found In a million plus examples downtown There's a new generation of spacemen Payin' off their credit cards with pipe bombs And the children who'll die in those cars that you drive Wearin' hats they were only borrowin' And the crowd said the crash was stunning Bell curve, thinning of the herd And the crowd said the crash was stunning Bell curve, thinning of the herd Bell curve, thinning of the herd Bell curve, thinning of the herd