[Intro:] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God Basedgod I gotta tell you something OH. MY. God. Lil B, guess what? Guess what? I heard something. I heard a rumor. Guess what? You did a great job. Oh my God, I heard you fucked a thousand bitches. You need a trophy! [Hook:] I fucked a thousand bitches, I fucked a thousand bitches (OKKKAAYYYY) Fucked a thousand bitches, I fucked a thousand bitches (OKKKAAYYYY) Fucked a thousand bitches, I fucked a thousand bitches (SWAG! DAMN! BASEDGOD!) Fucked a thousand bitches, I fucked a thousand bitches (YOU DID GREAT! OKKKAYYY!) [Verse:] I get pussy cause I ride 26's I got a trophy cause I fucked a thousand bitches Bitches love me and it's still fuck the system 46 bitches and they call me David Stern Felt my bitch up, I told that bitch to get a perm (SLOW DOWN BASEDGOD) I flex bitches, I flex bitches (SLOW DOWN, LIL B) I'm powered up, I'm riding the bitch and she's trippin I ride Bentley coupe, the bitch wanted to fuck me She want to fuck Basedgod, I told her I'm a biznitch Basedgod I'm a tell you bout the mothafuckin bidness Bitch you know me, they call me Reggie Miller Bitch I look great today. You could call me Oprah Call me Deepak Chopra. My book is kinda better Smart bitches love me, they call me Metta Metta (I got bitches) Bitch I look better. Take off your sweater. 21 bitches wanna write me a letter (I flex bitches, so what?) I look so good, I be acting conceited (so what?) Bitch don't like me, the bitch probably jealous (great) I'm pretty bitch, I'm a show you bout (OKKAAYYY) I'm a sss- the medal cause I fucked a thousand bitches (DAAAAMN) [Hook:] I fucked a thousand bitches, I fucked a thousand bitches (OKKKAAYYYY) Fucked a thousand bitches, I fucked a thousand bitches (OKKKAAYYYY) Fucked a thousand bitches, I fucked a thousand bitches (SWAG! DAMN! BASEDGOD!) Fucked a thousand bitches, I fucked a thousand bitches (YOU DID GREAT! OKKKAYYY!)