Tom: Cm
Gm
I hate me too (I hate me too bitch)
Ab G
Everything they say about me prolly true (It's prolly true bitch)
Ab
Aye, yuh
NC G
I hate me too (Probably more)
Ab G
Everything they say about me prolly true (haha)
[Verse 1]
Ab*
Wait, hold up
NC
You're on my Twitter tryna start fights? (Wha?)
N.C.
You think you hate me more than my wife? (Nah)
You think I'm annoying on YouTube?
Bitch, try meeting me in real life
Gm
People be sayin' I got a big nose (Yeah!)
Ab
I just be commenting back like "I know" (I know)
Gm
And when I look at myself in the mirror
I'm scolding myself like I'm Willem Defoe (in Spider-Man)
G Ab
I don't take no selfies, I don't like what I see
Gm Ab
I wish that I could date me, just so I could cheat
G Ab
So try your best in comments, give your all in tweets
G Ab
But good luck tryna hate me, just as much as me
[Chorus]
Gm
I hate me too (It's true, I do)
Ab G
Everything they say about me prolly true (It's nothin' new)
Ab
Aye, yuh
NC G
I hate me too (You ain't special)
Ab G Ab*
Everything they say about me prolly true (I am a very bad person.) (haha)
[Verse]
N.C.
People only know me from Twitter, barely (Tweet tweet)
Ladies say I look like Jeff Dahmer, fairly (yeah)
G Ab
I'm six foot and I'm ugly, girls call me their buddy
G Ab
Work out every day but no six pack, I'm chubby (What's a weight?)
G Ab
Checklist of flaws like I'm runnin', errands (At Ralph's!)
G Ab
The only thing I'm good at is upsettin' my parents
Gm Ab
Cry in the shower got Enya straight blarin'
G NC
The neighbors say turn down, I say "fuck you Sharon!"
[Chorus]
Gm
I hate me too (It's true, I do)
Ab G
Everything they say about me prolly true (It's nothin' new)
Ab
Aye, yuh
G
I hate me too (You ain't special)
Ab G Ab*
Everything they say about me prolly true (I am a very bad person.) (haha)
[Verse 3]
N.C.
I am the human swine flu
Got killed on my own song by Drew (I mean Danny)
I faked a whole face tattoo, you know I hate me more than you
Gm Ab
I still use 3-in-1 shampoo, I still wear Velcro shoes (Yuh)
Gm Ab
I drive off a bridge, feels like a vibe, I'm 25 and I can't fucking drive
[Chorus]
G
I hate me too (It's true, I do)
Ab Gm
Everything they say about me prolly true (It's nothin' new)
Ab
Aye, yuh
G
I hate me too (You ain't special)
Ab Gm Ab*
Everything they say about me prolly true (I am a very bad person.) (haha)
[Verse 4]
N.C. G Ab
Uh, look, yuh, I fall asleep with my phone unplugged on purpose
G Ab
Because I hate me from my core up, up, up, to my surface
G Ab
I could tweet a dick pic while I'm soft
G Ab*
Or stay in the bath 'till I dissolve
N.C.
I'm gonna keep it simple with the verse
G*
I'm gonna put myself inside a hearse
(Jinkies!)
N.C. D
Cause I really, really, really, don't like my nose or my ears or my eyes or my face or the days
Gm
Of the week that I wake up and I'm me
Ab
So I might eat glass with my own ass
Gm Ab
Cause I'm too tall for a kid's pass at a Six Flags (Six foot, six foot, six foot, six foot)
Gm Ab
I don't wanna look like PewDiePie when I grow facial hair
Gm Ab
But there's nothing I can do so I might throw me down some stairs
Gm Ab
Victoria Justice don't wanna be my wife
Gm Ab*
So I might hate myself 'till she's Victoria Knight (What's good?)
